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@alice @Pepijn
Same! I was trying to milk our goat after a phantom pregnancy and was straddling her, holding on to one horn as I bent over trying to milk her (she weighed 100lb!).
I was totally concentrated and then heard some noise and turned my head around to see my wife and daughter both creased up laughing because it apparently looked a bit, err, wrong.
@Alliat That's awesomely evocative 
@brainwane Some account on Xhitter. Let me check...
@nilz Only when committing crimes 
@timkmak @noelreports is always good value
@woe2you Was just having the same thought. I've got the choice of pink, turquoise, green, black or white labels on the clear glass. Decisions, decisions...
@woe2you Gah! I just realised that there's nowhere to put the Claymore signage on the correct side.
@woe2you This is an opportunity to use my black tape!
And I need to recharge the batteries. Ho hum.
@woe2you Oh, poo.
@woe2you Haha! Excellent. I'll do that now.
@losttourist Not too bad. I think the blink reflex saved me!
My wife has just bought a cool squeegee thing for our apple cider vinegar so I used it to mist our salads. Obviously I had it back to front and squirted my eyes with acid instead.
Edit: here's the offending device...
@ChaHarper Lovely pooch!
@evacide Why am I not surprised by the links with federal agencies? It's relentless
@briankrebs So glad I left that horrible platform a few months back.
