@MarkHoltom Dyson also just makes shit products that can't even do a good job to begin with.

Not just the vacuums, either.

Also those stupid "Air blade" hand "dryers" that some businesses have in lieu of paper (I HATE HATE HATE air hand dryers; I NEED COMPLETELY DRY HANDS or they're going to feel icky and gross for the rest of the day) that have also been proven objectively to not work at all.

Here at my place we have a Kirby vacuum and those things are rock solid dead reliable.