@vantablack I feel like the amount of money needed for food rises in direct proportion to the amount spent on cannabis.

Eye doctors: I hear you don’t like your new prescription. It takes a while for your eyes to adjust. Your brain has to get used to it. Give it a couple of weeks.

Also eye doctors: Better with one or with two? One or two? How about three? Now back to one. How about one or four? What if I flipped through all of them really quickly and you tell me where to stop? Now let’s blow some air in your eye. Better with seven or three?