Your daily affirmation:
Every day is a brand new day, and a new chance to teach your local raccoons to become wizards.

Your daily affirmation:
Be as wild as you need to be. Be as tired as you have to be. And be as weird as you want to be.

What's holding you back in life?
Is it your inability to speak with owls, or shapeshift into a bear, or quickly craft primitive daggers out of discarded antlers & bones?
These things can be learned, if you follow the dark paths in the forest.

You know what they say: A dagger a day keeps most people away.

Do you ever feel like you missed your calling, and were meant to be touring the countryside in a motorcycle & sidecar with your well dressed badger best friend, solving minor mysteries and enjoying tea & adventure?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Your daily fortune:
You don't need to try your best all the time. You can try mediocrity and still get a lot of stuff done too.