@Daojoan
Walks into bank.
Can I have some new tyres please?
Yes sir, is there anything else we can help with?
I'd like a chicken burger too thanks.
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Bastard bank, more than just a bank.
electric_gumball@mastodon.social
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Every bank is like “we’re more than just a bank” and all anyone wants is for them to shut the fuck up and be a bank -
Microsoft bans the word "Microslop" on the official Copilot discord, then locks the server@davidgerard
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?@enron @futurebird
Mmmm cheesy -
Why are there usb ports on the microwave?@futurebird
So you can download recipes off the internet & show the microwave what it's supposed to turn out like.The microwave will still destroy the food, but it'll do it with full knowledge of it's crime.