This post has officially breached containment, so I'm muting replies at this point. Glad to bring some revolutionary joy into y'all's lives.

@blake Bambaw.

@cat @stonebear2 All four!

@stonebear2 Yeah, I've got queen size sheets, so this is an absolute game-changer.

I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.