@VeroniqueB99 There’s just one small problem: Denmark and the whole European Union’s wealth relies on America imperialising the whole rest of the world, so the Californians can be as Danish as they please, but they will still have to be Americans if they want their free healthcare and Danish pastries.

@vowe That’s also true of being Canadian, except instead of 17:00, it’s all day long.

Fortunately, as long as I don’t get curious and take a peek at the news…