@GeePawHill I heard this joke, decades ago, from a lovely friend - brilliant, kind, beautiful, and funny in a silly, disarmingly cute way. I was stupid & let her get away. Ack.

As you put it, beer me.

@lowqualityfacts You know he's just going to turn you into a snail & say, "Hey, that counts as a slug! By the way, now you owe property taxes on the shell."