#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

Two very big dogs (St Bernards) are riding in a vintage mini. One's in the back seat. One's sitting in the front. Its very big head poking out the window, slobber grinning at everyone they pass, as their very petite human drives out of a carpark.

A small human (5?) is bolting along the beach on a sunny winter's day. But wait! They're not a small human! They're a pony. Gallop-splashing through freezing water, making neighing noises as their clothes get soaked. Small Human Pony doesn't mind. They are an impervious water beast!

A teen (13?) is showing his friend a series of kapa haka* moves. His friend is keen, but he's not quite getting the idea, arms flying everywhere, face a picture of rubber mayhem. Teen tries. He really tries. But in the end he's laughing too hard and gives his friend a hug instead.

A tiny dog (Pekingese?) is sitting in a wicker basket of a bicycle as its human zooms along a cycle path. Tiny dog is wearing tiny driving goggles and is grinning at the view in front of it, a brisk wind ruffling its hair luxuriously.

A woman (30s?) talking in French, is holding up her phone as she walks along a pristine beach on a very sunny day. As she walks, she's describing the smell, the temperature and telling "Maman" what else she's going to do on her holiday.

Any typos spotted in this post are Massive Apostrophes. If spotted, maybe suggest they wear goggles when they ride their bike home. (It looks so cool!)

@tanyakaroli He just rolled past as I walked out of the house yesterday and was kinda perfect. We have a black cat just down the road who's an absolute cuddle puddle, coming out to say hello to anyone and everyone.

#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A woman (20s?) with brilliant long blue and turquoise hair is walking along in the midday sun. Rays of light catching on the colours, making them shimmer like mermaid hair. A small, otherworldly smile on her face.

A young human (7?) is walk-skipping along, holding Granny's hand, looking at Granny with an adoring grin. This is their day together and he's loving it. They turn into a sushi joint and he begins to excitedly recite all the types she should try. Laughing, Granny lets him pick for them both.

A young human (10?) has just implemented Mission: Infuriate Big Sister.

BUT CRISIS!
Big Sister is running counter intelligence! (Oh no!)
Now he's been captured in a headlock and she's holding him for ransom.
There's nothing left to do but to appeal to the Court of Dad!
"DAAAAAAAD!"

A man (30s?) is rolling on a skateboard, wearing a hoodie featuring two stubby devil horns. Skateboarding Demon is unstoppable. He's picking up speed. But what is this?! A black cat! (gasp). He skids to a halt. Even demons like to bestow back scratches and tummy runs upon their fellow fiends!

In a library: A man (30s?) is making some very strange noises indeed. He's wheezing! He's gasping! He's groaning! He's clutching his head! A librarian marches up to see what the heck is going on only to burst into laughter when she sees the disastrous football match on his screen.

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