We trained our model on your emails last night
We captured screenshots of your banking website
And though our surveys say you don't want AI
That doesn't matter, your consent is implied
For we've got a brand new AI interface
You can use for free
You know you can trust the techbros
So skip the tees and cees
We might boil the rivers
And crash the economy
But we've got a brand new AI interface
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