@grtyvr

I mean, I can lie to you...

@matoakit

This goes!

@amiserabilist @autolycos

I have talked to her about it and she said she's the wrong kind of nerd.

@autolycos

and thank you, but there zero shame in being second to my sister.

I'm gonna find and share more of her stuff. It's hard, because she's cranky and reclusive, but it always makes me smile:

@autolycos

She is so much funnier than I could ever be.

Found one of my sister's originals from back when making pictures with computers required work and imagination:

EDIT: she tells me it is titled "Carpless Whisper."

@mxchara

So much slop.

She's wearing a plastic crown and whacking at her brother with a stick. Like, a normal, fell-off-a-tree stick. She's got royalty down.

My daughter (age 3) and my wife are talking about gender:

Daughter: MOM AM I A GIRL?

Wife: I don't know. Do you feel like a girl?

YEAAAAHH!

W: Well, there you go!

ACTUALLY I AM YOUR MAJESTY. AND DON'T TALK TO ME.