Ok but this movie is fantastic

Oh good I was starting to worry the bad guys wouldn’t have a token Asian team member with a fu man chu hashtag affirmative action

Ok this is actually a gorgeous shot

The HAIR on these three holy shit turning *lewks* as they terrorize

“and now I have a machine gun ho-ho-ho”

Still failing to see the not-a-Christmas-movie argument

One German Turtleneck Twink in tight grey sweatpants down.

Ah yes a Daily Cypher that is definitely just something one commits to memory

Alan Rickman really was a phenomenal actor 🫶

Ok wasn’t expecting a Manzanar reference in 1988 popular media but here we are [single clap]

Ok some of these criminals are hottttt but also so is Mr Willis in 1988

Ok I don’t really know why it’s a debate about this being a Christmas movie… seems cut and dry to me:
- “Merry Christmas” in the first scene
- Christmas music
- he whistles Jingle Bells
- Christmas party
- someone doing coke off an office desk
- broken marriage

… there’s doubt about this??

And so begins my first ever full watch-through of Die Hard... toots likely to follow