Donkeys: Whatchu doin goofy human?
Me: Well, I’m taking your picture to try to ease the sorrows of humanity.
Donkeys: We’ve got some sorrows you could ease.
Me: Oh yeah?
Donkeys: Yeah, like, we broke one of our toys and one of us has probably swallowed a large piece of it, but you could get us a new one. And then maybe call the vet.