@futurebird Can I choose more than one?

@sundogplanets I suggest we all become amateur radio astronomers but instead of receiving we transmit. We agree on a satellite to fry every day until starlink costs too much to keep running.

Obviously we can't do this. Not everyone can afford a radio transmission setup & a satellite antenna, & the FCC in the USA & the equivalents in other countries would be very mad, but I wish we could do this.

@Flux @burnoutqueen @david_chisnall As someone who has cleaned fast food restaurant restrooms, I can confirm.

@burnoutqueen @david_chisnall Do you think a penis has a cone shaped shot pattern? For most people it's a very accurate stream.

@Plumbert @david_chisnall @jneem Not me! At birth I used a diaper instead of pissing everywhere & not cleaning up after myself!

@snowfox @pettter @david_chisnall But if you really think about it, because of how cryptocurrencies depend almost entirely on investor speculation, any perceived stability is the real illusion.

@snowfox @pettter @david_chisnall Logarithmic scaling exaggerates small deviations to make them easier to see. The instability you see here is an illusion, it's just showing you that it is changing slightly.

Despite that, the enormous drop at the beginning of 2025 is still funny.

@knud @pettter @david_chisnall Always being worth zero is technically stable lmao

@david_chisnall Oh good

@david_chisnall Is he pushing for chatgpt in Signal?

@pettter @david_chisnall holy shit world's first actually stable cryptocurrency

@Purple @swift It is an addiction. It's very similar to gambling.

@GossiTheDog What do you mean? They haven't gone silent, they're participating in this!

@sarajw @Daojoan Blame the companies that trained people not to.