| know a whole of bunch of
dads who talk real tough
about what they'd do if they
came across a child predator,
but when one actually
showed up, they voted for
him three times and flew his
flag from their trucks.

Left-Wing Utopia:
Everybody on earth is safe, healthy,
happy, educated, and free to pursue
their ambitions.
Right-Wing Utopia:
White Americans work sixty hours a
week in a backbreaking job they hate
with no healthcare and one week of
vacation, and everyone else is dead.