@grimalkina look, I learned long again that sewing machines work through MAGIC and require consistent and blind faith in that or the tension on the bobble gets out of whack and my mother will come in and complain whatever have I done to her sewing machine.

I have modified military equipment to quadruple its range. I have macguyver’d together art supplies to transform their intent into my vision. I have been the catalyst that drove actions literally across entire continents, and had my threat analysis briefed at some of the highest levels of government.

Sewing machines? Magic. The things my spouse can do with yarn and sticks? SECRET KNOWLEDGE OF THE OLD ONES.

I am ok with this