@datenwolf Crap. I didn't connect my smart fridge but it keeps broadcasting its SSID and I can supposedly only disable that by installing an app on my phone, which would undoubtedly exfiltrate as much as it could from my device and network...

I am so, so tired.

Do not connect ANY smart devices to your network. Ever.

Just don't.

https://www.notebookcheck.net/LG-smart-TVs-caught-logging-audio-with-screen-off-and-snooping-on-local-devices.1391214.0.html