@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

but all my kandi is uranium glass!

@ricci
@aud @dev @secretasianman

but like a parody so that it's funny instead of depressing

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

can we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

when companies are no longer producing value but not yet insolvent, it's time to hardboil

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

me walking into the kitchen and seeing my partner making an omelette: "NOOOO MY ASSETS!"

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

an egg saved is an egg for later

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

i hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]