Luke: “you knew my father?”

Obi-wan: “Oh yes. That guy was a dick. Accidentally born stuffed full of magic force-bugs, lucked out a few times pod racing as a child, basically peaked there. Grew up an entitled, incompetent jackass. Crap pilot, mediocre in a fight, couldn’t stop acting like some crybaby incel even after one of the most powerful women in the galaxy inexplicably took a liking to him, finally carved up a kindergarten and got made an alt-right hero for it. [smiles] Flammable tho.”

I can't say I'm surprised to discover that the Klingon Empire - you know, the generational-blood-feud, family-honour-above-all, we-will-settle-every-dispute-the-same-way-we-fuck-meaning-a-staggering-amount-of-unnecessary-violence, we-have-one-word-that-means-today-is-a-good-day-to-die-and-that's-how-we-say-hello, that fictional Klingon empire - has healthier and more progressive ideas about sex and gender politics than the British.

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