@thomasfuchs
"Wait! He's holding a message! Let me see....It says..."fuck AI!""
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monsieur_lepetit@toot.community
@monsieur_lepetit@toot.community
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It's so dry in Europe that rivers start revealing bones from animals who died there 15,000 years ago. -
A few months ago, a client asked me to shave about €200 a month off our agreement.@stefano
"Sure, I'd like to help. But see, the thing is, I need to improve me cashflow meself" -
ProCatTip: Be purrsistent when letting your human know you're hungry.@catsalad
OMG THE ANNOYED LOOK!
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So now everyone is doing a blockade?@futurebird
"The lorry blocked the road. And the corrugated iron blocked the road. And a thirty-foot-high pile of fish blocked the road. It was one of the most effectively blocked roads the sergeant had ever seen."-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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What kind of idiot sets up the deep fryer on the hottest day in memory?@the_etrain
"Combating fire with fryer...GENIUS!"