Why aren't you following @That_One_Guy ?

He's a down to earth cool dad that posts about his hobbies like photography, bee keeping, and how much his co-workers annoy him.

And it's wrong that he doesn't have more followers. It's wrong that YOU aren't following him.

So fix that.

By reading this toot you submit to having your day be a fairly good one. Not a slap happy day, but you know, just a nice peaceful day where you carry good will in your heart.

Failure to submit to a good day will result in an annoying visit from that neighbor that keeps complaining on the NextDoor app about the preteens hanging out in front of their house.

You have been warned.

Have a good day. (or else)