@Opfoss No, not MY house. THEIR house.

@Opfoss Their hoose.

@Opfoss The Bus Cunts will have him up to their Octavia Terrace hoose for a chippy out of L’Arlecchino.
Their hoose probably stinks of stale bus seat piss and sweat.

@JackTheCat Rangers?

@Opfoss @JackTheCat If he sets foot in Greenock any time going forward, I’ll suck myself off. *praying for him to go to Greenock every six hours*

@Opfoss @JackTheCat One of them has 6 hooses but. Add that in.

@Opfoss @JackTheCat

@JackTheCat “But you elected 17 Reform boys in.”
Did we, aye?
Not a single voted in constituency one. Only in cos we have a fair (but daft) representational voting system. John is ignoring them but, like they don’t exist

@GetCarter @TheBreadmonkey I have one this week! #WeeCalf