@babe have you read his book , a pickle for the knowing ones ?

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/A_Pickle_for_the_Knowing_Ones/Main_Body

@babe there used to be a wikipedia entry about frogs written in middle english which i thought was pretty funny ; i don't think it's available anymore since i wasn't able to find it again ; but there is a narration of it on YouTube : https://youtu.be/Giqsjvur5Io?t=33