@eclectech In polish I'd say:

- Do kurwy nędzy!
- No żesz kurwa!
- Kurwa, no.
- No ja pierdolę.
- Jezu, kurwa.
- No ja jebię.

All with very specific intonation. I can't even say how specific these are to my own register, though. A garden variery 'Kurwa mać!' naturally works, too.