@MelissaBearTrix Remember when google said "nobody likes those flashing gif banner ads, choose us, we'll only ever do text ads" and they included a pale green background with the word "AD" for any ads in their search results? And then they went evil, got rid of their "Don't be evil" motto, and then went even more evil, and now they're one of the evilest organizations on the planet?

@MelissaBearTrix I remember ads. Like on TV in the 90s, or banners above the webring embed that would flash about getting a free ipod if you filled out a survey.

@catsalad I have never seen such a patient cat. It could have gotten away several times but decided to whack, grab, and bite playfully instead. Everyone likes being mobbed by puppies.

@jwcph @TheBreadmonkey Most of the time "size" comparisons in astronomy tends to actually be *mass* comparisons. So my guess would be that giraffe-sized actually means that its mass is roughly equivalent to that of an average-sized adult giraffe.