@aks Usually not! o:

@neintonine Never, as long as I'm in charge. :E

@Stereoscopic Thankfully not!

@felipe *crowbars you somewhat* :E

If I think about it, my job is pretty close to that of my idol, Dr. Gordon Freeman. Somewhat overqualified to be putting samples into spectrometers, dealing with radiation hazards, constantly fearing the consequences of people not taking lab safety seriously... Good thing I also have a crowbar in my office.