@Smutty_Tiefling hot take, cage-breaking is not an asshole behavior. eating neighbors maybe, but predators gonna prey on-
okay this is the wrong week for me to talk about this
@alice

@alice Are octopi known to be assholes or are they the outliers here? Also pigs are absolutely smart and also assholes.

Having a hard time thinking of assholes on the other end of the spectrum. Bedbugs probably, they're little shitheads but right up there with amoeba on the "stimulus/response and no smarter" scale.

@alice vespids are the americans of pollinators