ooo, and there's also the guy whose middle name is Aslan, and apparently they make some ground from that, because they keep making that part of his name bigger on the posters every year:
Lars

Aslan

Rasmussen

I just found out that my mobile provider plays an advertising jingle when someone calls you, instead of the "phone ringing" sound

gee, why is everybody who complains about people asking for content warnings and media descriptions #OnHere a white dude