@Tattooed_Mummy for our first we never even saw a midwife until the last 5 minutes because everything went so fast. For the other two a midwife was present, but my wife is a real pro at having babies so they did very little.

@Tattooed_Mummy Well then. Happy birthday to you!

@Tattooed_MummyReminds me of an incident in Copenhagen some years back when there was a gunman loose, people were holed up in a kiosk hiding.After a few hours, a journalist called one of them for an interview. He stated that they had "lots of cold beers and were doing great!".