Lana, I'm not All that funny.
I think I'm interesting, but most guys do.
I'm not attractive. I shave this face in the morning. How can I lie to you?
And I can't be on twitter. I told Rump to go fuck himself. Then I told Marge Three Toes not to play with her AR-15 in her hotel room like a cheerleader with a baton. Then I told Geraldo to F.O. because he didn't know what he was talking about.
Then Elon banned me.
Then he had his incel minions ban me from Reddit.
So you see, this me.
What you see is what you get. I will never stop fighting until we all get to take turns pissing on Trumps grave.