@magicalgirlsabrina my Maman would agree, a house with a cat is a home.

we don't deserve cats 🥺

@magicalgirlsabrina i love salem and i would do anything for him

@jonny i just need lots of headpats for that

ok, maybe a mug of cocoa.

@jonny it was about the same for me

except, unlike an MGS guard, i am not armed in a way that lets me stab people through the internet

@jonny this is increasingly reminding me of the moment I put a dude on ignore because he said that, for us to continue talking, we had to assign utility functions to everything in our discussion before he could determine whether a rational argument could be made to protect minority groups

@healyn i know several people who say shit like "well no one I know died!"

@janl @cararemixed ooh! may i have some? do you mail to Canada?

i'd be happy to exchange for a few of my world-famous "fuck computers" stickers, under license from the designer @astrid