@ShredderFeeder in French we say "QUI AURAIT PU PRÉDIRE" and I think it's beautiful
Refers to an outrageous declaration from president Emmanuel Macron saying in his December 2022 new year speech: "qui aurait pu prédire la crise climatique?" ("Who could have foreseen climate change crisis?"). In a prepared, rehearsed speech broadcasted across all the country. He said *that*.