Alt-Math.Idiot-Math.Loony-Math.Gaslight-Math.

[demiurg@fosstodon.org]

@AkaSci 2 + 2 = 5

[f800gecko@mastodon.online]

@AkaSci

Leather-face math

[mikal@sfba.social]

@AkaSci

The brain worm apparently ate the "I can maths" lobe of his brain.
I wonder if anyone in the room corrected him?

[akasci@fosstodon.org]

According to trump-Math, trump coin has lost 2,554% of its value since its all-time high of $74.34 on Jan 18, 2025.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/official-trump/
#UsPol
2/n

[akasci@fosstodon.org]

More fun with trump-Math.
Melania Meme Coin has lost 12,493% of its value since its all time high of $13.73 on Jan 19, 2025.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/melania-meme/
#UsPol
3/n

[gummibunny@mas.to]

@AkaSci this dude sounds like he speaks while gargling thumb tacks, freaks me out every time I hear his voice.

[anniebuddy@thecanadian.social]

@AkaSci

Meidas turned everything into gold. Trump turns everything gold into

[quixote@mastodon.nz]

@AkaSci Love the look on the black guy's face as RFKjr comes out with that drivel. All the "O Rly" in the world rolled into one.

[atleagle@mastodon.online]

@AkaSci funny thing about math. When you disagree, you are wrong

[svp@akkoma.mespr.it]

@AkaSci https://youtube.com/watch?v=v8492fu1r8o

[pulpnash@mastodon.social]

@AkaSci It can not lose more than 100% of its value.

[earthtoneone@mstdn.social]

@quixote @AkaSci The whole tableau.. The woman on the right dissociating, the guy behind Brainworm simmering with rage that he has 5 degrees and still has to listen to this shit, the woman on the left has concluded that her pen would not be a useful murder weapon, much to her despair

[bcasiello@floss.social]

@AkaSci Shocked that the man who can bankrupt casinos can’t do math.

[erinaceus@chaos.social]

@AkaSci
Old and busted: alternative facts
New hotness: alternative arithmetic