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  • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

    Making dinner:

    Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

    Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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    davetheresurrector@mastodon.social
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    #24

    @jasoneckert Next-level dad joke!

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    • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

      Making dinner:

      Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

      Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

      alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.ukA This user is from outside of this forum
      alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.ukA This user is from outside of this forum
      alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk
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      #25

      @jasoneckert chapeau sir. Very good indeed.
      A 😀

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      • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

        @xepia_ @jasoneckert If you peel the potatoes first, though, that gets rid of the eyes, so you’re left with purely real carbohydrates.

        xepia_@social.bau-ha.usX This user is from outside of this forum
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        xepia_@social.bau-ha.us
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        #26

        @dpnash @jasoneckert True! Not sure about producing a non-vanishing residue in this day and age, though.

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        • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

          Making dinner:

          Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

          Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

          the_turtle@polyglot.cityT This user is from outside of this forum
          the_turtle@polyglot.cityT This user is from outside of this forum
          the_turtle@polyglot.city
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #27

          @jasoneckert but if he cubes them, then they will be square root vegetables, and your entire kitchen will get sucked into the logical vortex.

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          • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

            Making dinner:

            Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

            Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

            knowattitude@m.ai6yr.orgK This user is from outside of this forum
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            knowattitude@m.ai6yr.org
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            #28

            @jasoneckert
            Now that is a good comeback! 😁

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            • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

              Making dinner:

              Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

              Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

              localvoid@critter.cafeL This user is from outside of this forum
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              localvoid@critter.cafe
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #29

              @jasoneckert -sensible chuckle-

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              • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                Making dinner:

                Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

                madengineering@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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                madengineering@hachyderm.io
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #30

                @jasoneckert So a little more than 11 potatoes, then?

                (5^(3/2)) = 11.18

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                • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                  Making dinner:

                  Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                  Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

                  chuckmcmanis@chaos.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                  chuckmcmanis@chaos.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                  chuckmcmanis@chaos.social
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #31

                  @jasoneckert Thanks for that chuckle.

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                  • cascheranno@hachyderm.ioC cascheranno@hachyderm.io

                    @minekpo1 (whaaa? My TeX di’nt render. )

                    svengeier@mathstodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #32

                    @cascheranno
                    In my client (Fedilab) I get that little sigma-symbol in the lower right and when I tap that I get your toot rendered just fine.

                    A root toot, I suppose.

                    ( 5^3/2 is about 11.2, by the way)
                    @minekpo1

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                    • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                      Making dinner:

                      Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                      Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

                      bryanredeagle@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #33

                      @jasoneckert Yeah, but you gotta carve each of them into a big cube.

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                      • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                        Making dinner:

                        Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                        Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

                        uair@autistics.lifeU This user is from outside of this forum
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                        uair@autistics.life
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #34

                        @jasoneckert

                        Ouch. I mean...very well played, but ouch. this pun hurts.

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                        • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                          Making dinner:

                          Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                          Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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                          themnwolf@furry.engineer
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                          #35

                          @jasoneckert bravo

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