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  • xepia_@social.bau-ha.usX xepia_@social.bau-ha.us

    @jasoneckert
    Hence all the complex carbohydrates.

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    #23

    @xepia_ @jasoneckert If you peel the potatoes first, though, that gets rid of the eyes, so you’re left with purely real carbohydrates.

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    • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

      Making dinner:

      Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

      Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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      #24

      @jasoneckert Next-level dad joke!

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      • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

        Making dinner:

        Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

        Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

        alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.ukA This user is from outside of this forum
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        #25

        @jasoneckert chapeau sir. Very good indeed.
        A 😀

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        • dpnash@c.imD dpnash@c.im

          @xepia_ @jasoneckert If you peel the potatoes first, though, that gets rid of the eyes, so you’re left with purely real carbohydrates.

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          #26

          @dpnash @jasoneckert True! Not sure about producing a non-vanishing residue in this day and age, though.

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          • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

            Making dinner:

            Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

            Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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            #27

            @jasoneckert but if he cubes them, then they will be square root vegetables, and your entire kitchen will get sucked into the logical vortex.

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            • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

              Making dinner:

              Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

              Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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              #28

              @jasoneckert
              Now that is a good comeback! 😁

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              • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                Making dinner:

                Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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                #29

                @jasoneckert -sensible chuckle-

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                • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                  Making dinner:

                  Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                  Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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                  #30

                  @jasoneckert So a little more than 11 potatoes, then?

                  (5^(3/2)) = 11.18

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                  • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                    Making dinner:

                    Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                    Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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                    #31

                    @jasoneckert Thanks for that chuckle.

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                    • cascheranno@hachyderm.ioC cascheranno@hachyderm.io

                      @minekpo1 (whaaa? My TeX di’nt render. )

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                      #32

                      @cascheranno
                      In my client (Fedilab) I get that little sigma-symbol in the lower right and when I tap that I get your toot rendered just fine.

                      A root toot, I suppose.

                      ( 5^3/2 is about 11.2, by the way)
                      @minekpo1

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                      • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                        Making dinner:

                        Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                        Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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                        #33

                        @jasoneckert Yeah, but you gotta carve each of them into a big cube.

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                        • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                          Making dinner:

                          Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                          Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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                          #34

                          @jasoneckert

                          Ouch. I mean...very well played, but ouch. this pun hurts.

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                          • jasoneckert@mastodon.socialJ jasoneckert@mastodon.social

                            Making dinner:

                            Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes.

                            Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

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                            #35

                            @jasoneckert bravo

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