Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers."

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers."

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[jackthecat@mastodon.scot]

@selzero Good tip.

[agnew_hawk@mastodon.social]

@selzero

"But if you must, offer them to your date to smell - shared experiences are the backbone of a healthy relationship" -- Not Benny, the life advice axolotl

[boydstephensmithjr@hachyderm.io]

@selzero The axolotl is only marginally cuter than the socially awkward penguin from my first days on Reddit and /r/AdviceAnimals

[happycrow13@mastodon.social]

@selzero Don't smell your dates fingers either

[julianlawson@beige.party]

@selzero Axolotl solidarity

[realgene@hachyderm.io]

@selzero
I have been to exactly one restaurant where there were two clearly labelled soaps in the restroom, an unscented one for before the meal, and a scented one for after, because your dinner should not smell like plastic coconuts, and you shouldn't smell like barbecue sauce afterwards.

[livingpixel@indieweb.social]

@selzero Dude.