I'm hiring an intern.
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad can you do me a nepotism
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad yea that's me
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Salary paid in headpats, I'd presume?
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)Pica has sent and application, can you please consider it but not accept it? She's busy enough.
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)“Vegeta! What's the scouter say about @catsalad's list of job applicants?”
“IT'S OVER 9000!!!!”
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad ME ME ME ME ME(ow)
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Pica has sent and application, can you please consider it but not accept it? She's busy enough.
"we are blown away by your charisma and accomplishments but we're going another direction for now"
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"we are blown away by your charisma and accomplishments but we're going another direction for now"
@paul_ipv6 @futurebird Pica is overqualified!
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad
*Maintains contact*
*Slowly pushes the job ad off the table.*
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!
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“Vegeta! What's the scouter say about @catsalad's list of job applicants?”
“IT'S OVER 9000!!!!”
@argv_minus_one WHAT?!? OVER 9000!
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@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!
@JessTheUnstill
This salary better be salty
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Here is my application.
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@catsalad
*Maintains contact*
*Slowly pushes the job ad off the table.*
*Slow blinks*@mayintoronto You're hired!!!
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Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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@mayintoronto You're hired!!!
@catsalad
*Judges this reaction*
*Judging intensifies*
*Walks away, disinterested.* -
@azonenberg @isol @catsalad Pro tip: if you Zoom from inside a paper bag, no one knows where the paper bag is located.
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Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Been online since 1993 - I excel in shitposting; Meow Mix song constantly in my head; thrive in static, slow paced environments - fatigue requires constant napping.
References available whenever I get around to it.
