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Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

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  • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

    Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

    Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

    #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

    sonikku@techhub.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #9

    @FlohEinstein our technology is absolutely magic.

    Think of computers and processors, we literally etch patterns into rocks and metals and then make it think by inducing it with lightning.

    Explaining that shit 300 years ago would have gotten you burned at the stake.

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    • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

      Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

      Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

      #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

      lorenz@c.imL This user is from outside of this forum
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      #10

      @FlohEinstein 🤣

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      • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

        Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

        Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

        #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

        hashraydamon@me.dmH This user is from outside of this forum
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        #11

        @FlohEinstein now that's a good way to put it

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        • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

          Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

          Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

          #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

          stonebear2@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #12

          @FlohEinstein 10/10, no lies detected. 💻🧙‍♀️

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          • sonikku@techhub.socialS sonikku@techhub.social

            @FlohEinstein our technology is absolutely magic.

            Think of computers and processors, we literally etch patterns into rocks and metals and then make it think by inducing it with lightning.

            Explaining that shit 300 years ago would have gotten you burned at the stake.

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            hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com
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            #13
            @Sonikku @FlohEinstein Thinking? Hardly, unless you have a very limited definition of thought. Don’t get me wrong, it still is magic to me, but computers don’t “think” in any meaningful way.
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            • madengineering@mastodon.cloudM madengineering@mastodon.cloud

              @FlohEinstein Case in point, those horrible corporate printers.

              jargoggles@kolektiva.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              #14

              @madengineering @FlohEinstein
              I think we can safely say that *all* printers are cursed.

              And just in case anyone brings up Brother printers - they might be the least cursed, but they're still cursed.

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              • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

                fluentinfinance@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                #15

                Every bug has two parts.

                The thing that’s broken.

                And the part where it waits until Friday at 4:59 PM to reveal itself. lol.

                @FlohEinstein

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                • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                  Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                  Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                  #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

                  fedihacker@masto.esF This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #16

                  @FlohEinstein MMmmmmhhhhh yesss!

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                  • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                    Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                    Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                    #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                    #17

                    @FlohEinstein I imagine Spock would raise an eyebrow and say "Logical."

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                    • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                      Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                      Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                      #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

                      foxyloon@blimps.xyzF This user is from outside of this forum
                      foxyloon@blimps.xyzF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #18

                      @FlohEinstein And I keep getting cursed over and over

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                      • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                        Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                        Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                        #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

                        iaintshootinmis@digitaldarkage.ccI This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #19

                        @FlohEinstein I love this. Can I share and attribute this to you?

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                        • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                          Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                          Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                          #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

                          drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #20

                          @FlohEinstein Truth!

                          May I quote you on that?

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                          • iaintshootinmis@digitaldarkage.ccI iaintshootinmis@digitaldarkage.cc

                            @FlohEinstein I love this. Can I share and attribute this to you?

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                            #21

                            @iaintshootinmis of course, as with everything I say or post, it's CC-BY-SA 😊

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                            • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                              Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                              Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                              #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                              #22

                              @FlohEinstein and the more complicated command line tools even require n curses to do their magic!

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                              • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                                @FlohEinstein Truth!

                                May I quote you on that?

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                                #23

                                @drwho of course, my utterings are CC-BY-SA 😄

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                                • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                  Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                  Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                  #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

                                  nathanmurdock@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #24

                                  @FlohEinstein

                                  This lends toward there being a specific ratio of Mysticism to Explanability, of course Multiplied by Coefficient of Human Stupidity...

                                  Oh dear, help us all if Raised to the Power of AI... if we dare.

                                  Yep, it's basically philosophical mathematics. I knew first year Philosophy Class would pay off one day!

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                                  • nathanmurdock@mastodon.socialN nathanmurdock@mastodon.social

                                    @FlohEinstein

                                    This lends toward there being a specific ratio of Mysticism to Explanability, of course Multiplied by Coefficient of Human Stupidity...

                                    Oh dear, help us all if Raised to the Power of AI... if we dare.

                                    Yep, it's basically philosophical mathematics. I knew first year Philosophy Class would pay off one day!

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                                    #25

                                    @NathanMurdock I still strongly suspect that there is a finite amount of intelligence assigned per planet. We are already thinning it out with the number of humans. No amount of killing dolphins and apes will save us from the dwindling supply, and now we created AI... 😆

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                                    • H hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com
                                      @Sonikku @FlohEinstein Thinking? Hardly, unless you have a very limited definition of thought. Don’t get me wrong, it still is magic to me, but computers don’t “think” in any meaningful way.
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                                      #26

                                      @hypolite @FlohEinstein was just thinking how to describe it to someone 300 years ago heh.

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                                      • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                        Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                        Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                        #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                                        #27

                                        @FlohEinstein https://freefallmirror.com/ff300/fv00255.htm

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                                        • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                          Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                          Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                          #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                                          #28

                                          @FlohEinstein I fix computers and sometimes when a customer looks at me and say something like "how have you fixed that?"
                                          I wiggle my pen and say "just shake the magic wand abd say the magic words and it's fixed"

                                          Not many people laugh.

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