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Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

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  • madengineering@mastodon.cloudM madengineering@mastodon.cloud

    @FlohEinstein Case in point, those horrible corporate printers.

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    #14

    @madengineering @FlohEinstein
    I think we can safely say that *all* printers are cursed.

    And just in case anyone brings up Brother printers - they might be the least cursed, but they're still cursed.

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    • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

      Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

      Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

      #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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      #15

      Every bug has two parts.

      The thing that’s broken.

      And the part where it waits until Friday at 4:59 PM to reveal itself. lol.

      @FlohEinstein

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      • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

        Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

        Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

        #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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        #16

        @FlohEinstein MMmmmmhhhhh yesss!

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        • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

          Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

          Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

          #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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          #17

          @FlohEinstein I imagine Spock would raise an eyebrow and say "Logical."

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          • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

            Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

            Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

            #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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            #18

            @FlohEinstein And I keep getting cursed over and over

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            • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

              Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

              Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

              #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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              #19

              @FlohEinstein I love this. Can I share and attribute this to you?

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              • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                #20

                @FlohEinstein Truth!

                May I quote you on that?

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                • iaintshootinmis@digitaldarkage.ccI iaintshootinmis@digitaldarkage.cc

                  @FlohEinstein I love this. Can I share and attribute this to you?

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                  #21

                  @iaintshootinmis of course, as with everything I say or post, it's CC-BY-SA 😊

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                  • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                    Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                    Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                    #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                    #22

                    @FlohEinstein and the more complicated command line tools even require n curses to do their magic!

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                    • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                      @FlohEinstein Truth!

                      May I quote you on that?

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                      #23

                      @drwho of course, my utterings are CC-BY-SA 😄

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                      • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                        Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                        Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                        #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                        #24

                        @FlohEinstein

                        This lends toward there being a specific ratio of Mysticism to Explanability, of course Multiplied by Coefficient of Human Stupidity...

                        Oh dear, help us all if Raised to the Power of AI... if we dare.

                        Yep, it's basically philosophical mathematics. I knew first year Philosophy Class would pay off one day!

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                        • nathanmurdock@mastodon.socialN nathanmurdock@mastodon.social

                          @FlohEinstein

                          This lends toward there being a specific ratio of Mysticism to Explanability, of course Multiplied by Coefficient of Human Stupidity...

                          Oh dear, help us all if Raised to the Power of AI... if we dare.

                          Yep, it's basically philosophical mathematics. I knew first year Philosophy Class would pay off one day!

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                          #25

                          @NathanMurdock I still strongly suspect that there is a finite amount of intelligence assigned per planet. We are already thinning it out with the number of humans. No amount of killing dolphins and apes will save us from the dwindling supply, and now we created AI... 😆

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                          • H hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com
                            @Sonikku @FlohEinstein Thinking? Hardly, unless you have a very limited definition of thought. Don’t get me wrong, it still is magic to me, but computers don’t “think” in any meaningful way.
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                            #26

                            @hypolite @FlohEinstein was just thinking how to describe it to someone 300 years ago heh.

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                            • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                              Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                              Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                              #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                              #27

                              @FlohEinstein https://freefallmirror.com/ff300/fv00255.htm

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                              • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                                #28

                                @FlohEinstein I fix computers and sometimes when a customer looks at me and say something like "how have you fixed that?"
                                I wiggle my pen and say "just shake the magic wand abd say the magic words and it's fixed"

                                Not many people laugh.

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                                • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                  @NathanMurdock I still strongly suspect that there is a finite amount of intelligence assigned per planet. We are already thinning it out with the number of humans. No amount of killing dolphins and apes will save us from the dwindling supply, and now we created AI... 😆

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                                  #29

                                  @FlohEinstein that is pure insight. As the population skyrockets, intelligence per capita begins to quickly degrade. We attempt emergency compensation through artificial means which serves only to exacerbate the problem. This is fully Planet of the Apes but, I'm just plug my own micro-fiction:

                                  https://mastodon.social/@NathanMurdock/116833545996909193

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                                  • floheinstein@chaos.socialF floheinstein@chaos.social

                                    Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

                                    Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

                                    #infosec #sysadmin #bofh

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                                    #30

                                    @FlohEinstein And those of us able to fix these indistinguishable problems are wizards. I guess magic is still alive and well.

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                                    • sonikku@techhub.socialS sonikku@techhub.social

                                      @hypolite @FlohEinstein was just thinking how to describe it to someone 300 years ago heh.

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                                      #31
                                      @Sonikku @FlohEinstein Fair enough, I've been jumpy recently as people have more frequently attributed thought to computers because of the newfangled natural language interface.
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                                      • H hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com
                                        @Sonikku @FlohEinstein Fair enough, I've been jumpy recently as people have more frequently attributed thought to computers because of the newfangled natural language interface.
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                                        #32

                                        @hypolite @FlohEinstein completely understandable.

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                                        • mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.socialM mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social

                                          @FlohEinstein And those of us able to fix these indistinguishable problems are wizards. I guess magic is still alive and well.

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                                          #33
                                          @mrgrumpymonkey @FlohEinstein It's funny to me every time a fantasy author tries to rationalize magic, as there wouldn't be any wizard in such a world, but "ether engineers", "flux technicians" and "mana managers".
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