PASS THE BONG

[arpie4math@mathstodon.xyz]

@GossiTheDog Back on TinyMUD, I invented the first elevator. You stepped in, and indicating which floor you wanted was the action which instantly transported you to that floor. This was a big improvement (I thought) over the stairwell pattern which had you take an action for each flight of stairs you wanted to climb. When TinyMUCK was released, people began coding elevator simulations that you had to wait for with travel time taken. 30+ years later I haven’t yet puzzled that one out.

[johansaxe@mastodon.nu]

@GossiTheDog Pass the dutchie

https://youtu.be/EsyUa63NM1E?is=jvErP4XWn0IRMhXV

[mabande@mastodon.social]

@Infoseepage It'll be digital.

[stefan_s_from_h@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog fun fact: Germans don't celebrate 4/20.

[lontrachen@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog er sieht gerade so aus als würde er das Gähnen unterdrücken

[kluthulhu@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Not with that internet we won't
Also, we'd need a solid AI fax machine network

[psycodepath@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog "No one knows what it means, but it is provocative. It gets the people going"

[rev_null@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog This is the metaverse. They won't let it die.

[guenther@chaos.social]

@nohillside Oh this is perfectly on brand for Merz.

@GossiTheDog

[guenther@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog It's like he googled for a list of things to say that a German economy guy would like to hear, and then wrote "cars", "digital twin" and "factories" on the inside of his hand.

[thierrya@mastodon.top]

@GossiTheDog
Is he really trying to sell the metaverse ?

[richrants@mainz.social]

@GossiTheDog I guess that top is now conservatively valued at $2 billion and OpenAI will hire the lady soon?

[scotty86@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog I'll translate: Most workers will lose their jobs to robotic. There will be some specialist left - monitoring and optimizing the factory. Driving jobs will be replaced too.

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@GossiTheDog why all men want to become gazillionaires

[datum@zeroes.ca]

@GossiTheDog My company making digital twin software will all be using digital twins and working remotely so we will make digital twins with digital twins. But those digital twins need to simulate, not just dogfood, so they'll also have digital twins, so we'lll be making digital twins with digital twins of digital twins.

Now, if we hire fraternal or identical...

#shitpost

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@richrants @GossiTheDog bra.ai

[jbz@indieweb.social]

@GossiTheDog digital german food

[cote001@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog hi

[nemo@mas.to]

@sebastian @GossiTheDog

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

@realestninja it’s real