would yall wear the elderly robot tail

[kaiiak@madverse.city]

@cinnamon
*falls backwards on roller skates*
*VERY EXPENSIVE CRUNCH*
"NOOOO MY TAIL"

[kaiiak@madverse.city]

@Illuminatus @stuartyeates @OliviaVespera
indeed. I concur.

[cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be]

@kaiiak@madverse.city "My tail" (my backbone) is more expensive than any device ​​

[nine@chitter.xyz]

@kaiiak I mean yeah if it was real. free tail.

[coriopsicologia@mastodon.social]

@kaiiak I will give one to my grandpa. Will be Grandzilla

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@kaiiak
Hell yeah! Balance!

[lizette603_23@mastodon.social]

@kaiiak HELL of a conversation starter, especially for women.

[fourmiune@mastodon.world]

@kaiiak

#Transrobot

[missinformation@chaos.social]

@kaiiak *older voice* I am Godzilla!

[saxnot@chaos.social]

@kaiiak balance is just the excuse they tell the public

[reese@mspsocial.net]

@kaiiak i have balance issues and i absolutely would.

[bluedot@left-bank.net]

@kaiiak
Think I'd rather keep my dignity.

[metaph@dragon.style]

@kaiiak

One day I hope I too am old enough to medically require a synth tail,

[chalkllate@yeen.town]

@BlueDot@left-bank.net @kaiiak@madverse.city L, im gonna wear the big waggy tail even if I dont need it

[josephmeyer@c.im]

@kaiiak I’m nearly 70 and fell recently on a hiking trail upon tripping, bruising my shoulder and thigh, and possibly breaking a pinkie finger. I hike about 5 miles almost daily and fall once every couple of years. Although this recent fall hurt and shook me up, I would rather risk falling again than wear a tail. I have a walking stick and don’t even carry it because of the inconvenience, but I might reconsider it at some point.

[writerofminds@sigmoid.social]

@kaiiak Would! That thing is stylish. And I'd rather an extra appendage than a cane, if it actually helps.

[piggo@piggo.space]

@uint8_t @kaiiak only see silly 6 year old prototypes and then AI videos. However I found a video of a "japanese robotic cat" that is a cushion with a moving tail

[Gæst]

My cane says "this is actually my 4th leg". As a 48 year old, I'd absolutely trade the cane for this tail, and get a tattoo that says, "this is actually my 2nd tail". ️‍⚧️

@kaiiak

[c64whiz@oldbytes.space]

@kaiiak

No. One pretty lady and it becomes a lethal weapon whipping from side to side.

[rivercityrandom@bitbang.social]

@kaiiak I welcome our #cyborg dinosaur overlords