would yall wear the elderly robot tail
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak A.) yes if it worked, B.) it better have a curled up mode for the bus, because if you are elderly enough for this you probably aren't driving. And I would think this would be impossible with a car. Possible but weird with a bike, but if it helped enough for the elderly to ride, go for it.
The number of years between elderly enough to need a tail and too elderly to carry its weight? So like, 7 years? Nope, nobody is wearing this unless they really wanted to for none medical reasons.
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak If it comes with the complete velociraptor suit, absolutely.
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
It requires power which requires weight (batteries) which means it probably wouldn't actually be good for the elderly.
Also, inside a home, it would be constantly knocking things over.
But I'm wondering if runners could run faster if they could lean forward more ... which they could do if they had a tail.
Hello Olympics?
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@kaiiak@madverse.city without hesitation, but for two reasons
1: tail
2: I could actually use this for its intended purpose and quit using a cane@kit
"this is my medically prescribed tail. doctors orders. yes the added fur is necessary. it makes it fluffy" -
@kaiiak@madverse.city Is that device also useful to make roller skate backwards fallings softer?
@cinnamon
*falls backwards on roller skates*
*VERY EXPENSIVE CRUNCH*
"NOOOO MY TAIL" -
@stuartyeates @OliviaVespera @kaiiak I estimated p=1 that somebody mentioned the obvious community supporting this.
@Illuminatus @stuartyeates @OliviaVespera
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@cinnamon
*falls backwards on roller skates*
*VERY EXPENSIVE CRUNCH*
"NOOOO MY TAIL"@kaiiak@madverse.city "My tail" (my backbone) is more expensive than any device
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak I mean yeah if it was real. free tail.
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak I will give one to my grandpa. Will be Grandzilla
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak
Hell yeah! Balance! -
would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak HELL of a conversation starter, especially for women.
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak *older voice* I am Godzilla!
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak balance is just the excuse they tell the public
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak i have balance issues and i absolutely would.
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak
Think I'd rather keep my dignity. -
would yall wear the elderly robot tail
One day I hope I too am old enough to medically require a synth tail,
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@kaiiak
Think I'd rather keep my dignity.@BlueDot@left-bank.net @kaiiak@madverse.city L, im gonna wear the big waggy tail even if I dont need it
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak I’m nearly 70 and fell recently on a hiking trail upon tripping, bruising my shoulder and thigh, and possibly breaking a pinkie finger. I hike about 5 miles almost daily and fall once every couple of years. Although this recent fall hurt and shook me up, I would rather risk falling again than wear a tail. I have a walking stick and don’t even carry it because of the inconvenience, but I might reconsider it at some point.
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would yall wear the elderly robot tail
@kaiiak Would! That thing is stylish. And I'd rather an extra appendage than a cane, if it actually helps.
