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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    @Pepijn bwahahaha, I've sat on both! And goats! (the wonders of being raised on a hippie commune)

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    #65

    @alice @Pepijn
    Same! I was trying to milk our goat after a phantom pregnancy and was straddling her, holding on to one horn as I bent over trying to milk her (she weighed 100lb!).

    I was totally concentrated and then heard some noise and turned my head around to see my wife and daughter both creased up laughing because it apparently looked a bit, err, wrong.

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    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

      🏇 🐎 🐴

      Have you sat on a horse?

      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

      faith@chaosfem.twF This user is from outside of this forum
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      #66

      @Pepijn
      No horse, no cow. I think there might have been a camel once at a zoo. And maybe a donkey on the beach. But no, no horse. 😢

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      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

        🏇 🐎 🐴

        Have you sat on a horse?

        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

        fluffy@plush.cityF This user is from outside of this forum
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        #67

        @Pepijn @tryst no but I’ve been shit on by one

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        • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

          Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

          While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

          Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

          My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

          🏇 🐎 🐴

          Have you sat on a horse?

          Please boost for scientific accuracy.

          miko@sns.myxoz.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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          #68

          @Pepijn i don't remember

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          • fluffy@plush.cityF fluffy@plush.city

            @Pepijn @tryst no but I’ve been shit on by one

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            #69

            @Pepijn @tryst also does riding in a horse-drawn carriage count? I’ve done that, but I was not atop the horse itself.

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            • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

              Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

              While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

              Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

              My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

              🏇 🐎 🐴

              Have you sat on a horse?

              Please boost for scientific accuracy.

              robynredbreast@bark.wolp.chatR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #70

              I refuse to believe that 78% of people have sat on a horse

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              • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                🏇 🐎 🐴

                Have you sat on a horse?

                Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                nickiquote@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                #71

                @Pepijn You monster.

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                • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                  Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                  While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                  Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                  My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                  🏇 🐎 🐴

                  Have you sat on a horse?

                  Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                  autumnbaum@mindly.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #72

                  @Pepijn Yes! I have a strange connection to this, but I attended diabetic camp. You see, camps exist for multiple reasons. One week you might have rainbow camp, for cancer survivors, and the next you might have asthma camp. There are also weeks where they serve as the camp for the boy scouts, the girl scouts, or any other club. I attended diabetic camp from age 7 through 12, and I rode a horse each year.

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                  • G glitzersachen@hachyderm.io

                    @Pepijn

                    What about "I am not sure"?

                    @dabeaz

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                    #73

                    @glitzersachen @Pepijn @dabeaz You’re not sure if it was a horse?

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                    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                      🏇 🐎 🐴

                      Have you sat on a horse?

                      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                      sigmasternchen@comfy.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #74
                      @Pepijn@mastodon.online Yes, but only a pony as a child.
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                      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                        🏇 🐎 🐴

                        Have you sat on a horse?

                        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                        jappel@wandering.shopJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #75

                        @Pepijn We had a neighbor with a horse and a pony next door growing up, in early 1970s suburbs near Baltimore. The family finally sold that big chunk of land, which included their house, the house we rented from them, and several acres of wooded pasture, about 12 years ago.

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                        • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                          Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                          While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                          Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                          My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                          🏇 🐎 🐴

                          Have you sat on a horse?

                          Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                          sarahw@mastodon.greenS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #76

                          @Pepijn
                          I have sat on a horse, I have also sat on a cow, I was a child at the time

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                          • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                            Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                            While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                            Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                            My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                            🏇 🐎 🐴

                            Have you sat on a horse?

                            Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                            orsinium@fosstodon.orgO This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #77

                            @Pepijn

                            i never sat on a horse but once a horse chewed my shirt

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                            • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                              @glitzersachen @Pepijn @dabeaz You’re not sure if it was a horse?

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                              #78

                              @Nickiquote @glitzersachen @Pepijn @dabeaz Some of the people here think that ponies don't count

                              (They absolutely do)

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                              • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                🏇 🐎 🐴

                                Have you sat on a horse?

                                Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                denny@boing.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #79

                                @Pepijn My youngest aunt runs https://horseshelpingpeople.co.uk/ - so yes, once or twice 🙂 although not for years now.

                                There's a great photo of me when I was a tiny barely school-age child, perched on top of a huge gelding another aunt used to own. We were wildly mismatched in size, but Captain was a very good, patient, and placid boy ❤️

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                                • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                  Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                  While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                  Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                  My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                  🏇 🐎 🐴

                                  Have you sat on a horse?

                                  Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                  skynebula@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #80

                                  @Pepijn Does a poney count as a horse?

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                                  • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                    Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                    While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                    Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                    My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                    🏇 🐎 🐴

                                    Have you sat on a horse?

                                    Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                    zenheathen@beige.partyZ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #81

                                    @Pepijn I have, twice, sat on a horse.

                                    The second time, that horse decided I didn't know what I was doing, so he'd be in charge. Not disastrous, but not helpful. Total time: about five minutes.

                                    The first time, that horse decided I didn't know what I was doing, so it was time for me to get off. She moved so quickly two feet to the left that I did not. Of course, at that point, gravity took over. Total time: about five seconds.

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                                    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                      🏇 🐎 🐴

                                      Have you sat on a horse?

                                      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                      amberage@eldritch.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #82

                                      @Pepijn several times even

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                                      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                        🏇 🐎 🐴

                                        Have you sat on a horse?

                                        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                        tonwood@mathstodon.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #83

                                        @Pepijn At age 50 I called my dad to say, “I'm doing something I've never done before, that millions of people do every day.”
                                        “Riding a horse?”
                                        “Come on, you've seen me on a horse.”

                                        (I was walking a dog.)

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                                        • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                          Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                          While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                          Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                          My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                          🏇 🐎 🐴

                                          Have you sat on a horse?

                                          Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                          usernameswift@labyrinth.zoneU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #84
                                          @Pepijn If a pony counts, then yes
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