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[ralen@social.ralen.top]

@cmconseils toasters were originally invented to encourage people to use more electricity. instead of just heating their pans on gas stoves (which didnt need any electricity used), now people would spend kilowatts instead. now they ara building touchscreen into toasters so people use more useless it products so people who make these useless it products are paid and companies get income
people didn't need toasters to heat up their bread. people don't need smart electronics and touchscreens in their toasters. capitalism is so fucked up

[pete@mastodon.five-magics.net]

@cmconseils What a time to be alive!

[fabs@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cmconseils unauthorised bread detected. Brand violation code 403. Please remove bread and insert sponsor bread only.

[vonxylofon@witter.cz]

@cmconseils Buys shitty appliace that advertises being shitty.

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Appliance is shitty.

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[hap@troet.cafe]

@cmconseils

https://www.wmf.com/de/de/wmf-lono-glas-toaster-3200000437.html

[rainbowfrog@mastodon.top]

@cmconseils

this type of toaster doesn't have that problem

[kimsj@mastodon.social]

@EvelineSulman @cmconseils
After working on smart home and smart city technology for twenty years, I won’t have any such technology in my house. I know just how shirty and insecure most ‘smart’ products are.

[ottaross@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils sure, breakfast is delayed a bit, but Toaster OS 16.3 can do toast with rounded corners. It's epic!

[chrisaintmarchin@mastodon.social]

@punissuer @cmconseils @pluralistic

Seeing this after the @WIRED piece on the Ocean owners organizing over right to repair was doubly hilarious

[dragonbard@dice.camp]

@seanbala @BoydStephenSmithJr @rbmath @niavy @cmconseils @pluralistic

Talkie Toaster was a warning, not a blueprint.