Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[dev@discuss.systems]

Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

[ireneista@adhd.irenes.space]

@dev we always assumed it was less of a factory and more of a nuclear reactor that transmutes carbon into gold and uses otherwise-unknown physics to dispose of the radioactivity

[dan@discuss.systems]

@dev this may be the best slide deck of all time

[kaoudis@infosec.exchange]

@dev nothing better than reality for comedy

[secretasianman@types.pl]

@dev what the fuck

[dev@discuss.systems]

@secretasianman goose not valued

[feld@friedcheese.us]

@dev thank you for this link, I will take a gander

[dev@discuss.systems]

@secretasianman they read the story of the golden goose, and were like, “ah I get the moral of the story, it is bad they didn’t have market speculation on the value of the goose “

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dan @dev "goose was not valued" is what I'll mutter from now on when leaving faculty meetings

[3janeta@beige.party]

@dev somehow I’m not sure they grasped the moral of the story

[steve@discuss.systems]

@dan @dev There are a number of SoftBank decks in the running.

[uint8_t@chaos.social]

@3janeTA @dev we are the geese

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @dan @dev say what you will about Masayoshi SON, the man knows how to value a losing goose. Never met a bad bet he could walk away from.

[labspokane@mas.to]

@dev Someone do a welfare check on the missing Keebler elf.

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @dan @dev thank you for linking the deck this is amazing boomer brainrot

[dan@discuss.systems]

@steve @dev almost as rich a source of powerpoint absurdity as the time I googled 'site:*.mil' for ppt files

[nev@status.nevillepark.ca]

@dev has @jonny seen this

[hedgewizard@beige.party]

@feld @dev

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@dev i guess i have reached a tipping point of sorts because this didn't even strike me as particularly outrageous for a money company.

[atsuzaki@types.pl]

@dev @secretasianman i love how proud the goose is on the one slide where it is valued