Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate.
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@dan Years ago I went to India. On the plane, they gave us a card to fill out, which I did. When we went through the immigration line, the first guy looked at me, looked at my passport, looked at my card, signed my card, and directed me to the next window. At this window, the guy looked at me, looked at my passport, looked at my card, and stamped the card. He then directed me to the final window,where a guy looked at me, looked at the card, looked at the passport, and took the card.
@grayladywriter @dan there was something similar when we went to Cairo almost 30 years ago. But I think it was maybe six or eight steps and involved someone putting a physical stamp in my passport (like one you lick to stick on). And then another person used a stamp (an ink stamp) to stamp the other stamp. And there was some card we filled out on the plane that someone else I think inspected and wrote something on that then someone else had to stamp with an ink stamp. And that card then went to another person. And there was a luggage inspection in there somewhere. Luckily we had a company expediter meet us at the plane and he shepherded us through the whole process, paid the various fees/tips/bribes/baksheesh, talked to the various officials, arranged for someone to carry/guard/not steal the luggage, and whatnot. Otherwise I've got no idea how a normal person was supposed to navigate that process because there was no obvious order to what was happening.
I've got to imagine the various highly bureaucratic societies consult each other and have contests on how they can invent new layers of bureaucracy.
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Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...
...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.
I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.
@dan talk about a side hustle…
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@rk this scene would translate well to an Infocom game
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@dan not even a cowboy hat or a fake mustache?
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@dan Jen once needed a special cultural exchange visa to go work in a hospital in China. Getting it required _5_ trips to the consulate in New York, each time being sent away to come back with a more significant seal from the inviting institution.
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Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...
...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.
I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.
@dan In 2006 I was in Hungary and needed to buy medicinal alcohol in a pharmacy. The receipt specified the prices of the bottle, the alcohol and the cap.
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@dan I hope she was pulling two wages for that
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Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...
...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.
I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.
@dan it's kind of beautiful in its efficient inefficiency
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Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...
...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.
I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.
@dan@discuss.systems That's fucking hilarious tbh
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@irene @ricci @steve @dan I have an old passport with a page where one side is a Russian VISA and the other a Chinese VISA, fun to show up in Washington DC with that
Proper bureacracy was described in the 1976 edition of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Tasks_of_Asterix - “The Place that Sends you Mad”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dO9Lm_CXz0 (could not find an english edition 1,2,3, but has english subs
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@irene @ricci @steve @dan I have an old passport with a page where one side is a Russian VISA and the other a Chinese VISA, fun to show up in Washington DC with that
Proper bureacracy was described in the 1976 edition of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Tasks_of_Asterix - “The Place that Sends you Mad”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dO9Lm_CXz0 (could not find an english edition 1,2,3, but has english subs
-- original was french/dutch/german -
@dan I hope she was pulling two wages for that
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Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...
...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.
I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.
I had a bureaucrat tell me to leave my document with him so it can be processed and come back next Monday, and when I told him that I couldn't as I was leaving the country, he gave me a weird look, took the document, stamped it and gave it back to me - "done !".
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Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...
...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.
I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.
@dan This reminds me of the Twelve Tasks of Asterix. One scene was pretty much this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Tasks_of_Asterix
