The new #euro notes should feature peak european innovation.

[alatiera@mastodon.social]

@remaster The 50 euro note should be a plastic straw

[remaster@mastodon.social]

The author is apparently Ramin Nasibov.

https://laplaza.cafe/@CesVLC/116974616956014022

[mawhrin@circumstances.run]

@keesjanb only if one prefers libertarianism over convenience, because it's actually useful that you don't need to keep the bloody thing in the other hand when you're drinking straight from the bottle.

@remaster

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@keesjanb @remaster a lot of righties elect the ESN parties for this. You do not want to sit in a dark train and loose your screw cap.

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@remaster maybe the 5 Euro bill is an age verification.

[keesjanb@mastodon.vlaanderen]

@canleaf

@remaster

[grumble209@kolektiva.social]

@remaster

I nominate a drawing of Archduke Ferdinand being shot.

It would take a Europe to turn that assassination into a 4 year war that killed over 20 million people.

[flominator@genealysis.social]

@remaster
Should rather show a USB-C charger!

[claus@mastodon.com.br]

@remaster missing a cookie banner

[menneisyytesi@eliitin-some.fi]

@remaster one of them could be a straight cucumber

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@Elektrotier @remaster But in Sweden the number of bottle caps on beaches increased dramatically after bottle caps started to be attached.

This diagram is the number of plastic caps per 100m beach.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@claus Yeah, well the EU did not invent the banner, it’s the industry’s fault.

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@mawhrin @keesjanb @remaster It's also extremely difficult to pour from one of these bottles without liquid spilling from inside the cap onto places where you don't want liquid.

So what happens is that you instead have to use two hands, one on the cap and one on the bottle.

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@keesjanb @remaster har har har. Can we concentrate on Shell's environmental damages or the damages of PET bottles in the seas and microplastics.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@ahltorp @Elektrotier Oh! Hadn’t heard that.

[bill88t@c.im]

@ahltorp @Elektrotier @remaster
Wait? What? No, why?

[magezwitscher@det.social]

@remaster
Yes, great! Here's my proposal for the 200€ bill.

[francoismandil@climatejustice.social]

@ahltorp
Do you know how the studie has been made ? @Elektrotier @remaster

[willi@hachyderm.io]

@magezwitscher put it on the 5, so its more visable to everyday usage. i cant remember when i ever had a 200 in my hands.

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@bill88t @Elektrotier @remaster The total amount of plastic caps found has gone down in Sweden though (62% fewer per square meter in 2025 compared to 2023).

The reason the west beaches of Sweden (Skagerrak, Kattegat and the Sound) are so littered with plastic caps is not fully known according to the report by "Håll Sverige Rent" (Keep Sweden Clean). They know that some people are very bothered with the caps, and that this might mean that they tear the caps off and throw them away.