The new #euro notes should feature peak european innovation.

[elektrotier@sueden.social]

@remaster

But plastic pollution is a problem. It is no fun.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@Elektrotier I agree. The attached bottle cap is a good thing. It’s just funny because it is also annoying, and thus probably not something you would feature in this way.

[keesjanb@mastodon.vlaanderen]

@remaster nice for lefties, but a lot of Europeans hate this kind of caps.

[alatiera@mastodon.social]

@remaster The 50 euro note should be a plastic straw

[remaster@mastodon.social]

The author is apparently Ramin Nasibov.

https://laplaza.cafe/@CesVLC/116974616956014022

[mawhrin@circumstances.run]

@keesjanb only if one prefers libertarianism over convenience, because it's actually useful that you don't need to keep the bloody thing in the other hand when you're drinking straight from the bottle.

@remaster

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@keesjanb @remaster a lot of righties elect the ESN parties for this. You do not want to sit in a dark train and loose your screw cap.

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@remaster maybe the 5 Euro bill is an age verification.

[keesjanb@mastodon.vlaanderen]

@canleaf

@remaster

[grumble209@kolektiva.social]

@remaster

I nominate a drawing of Archduke Ferdinand being shot.

It would take a Europe to turn that assassination into a 4 year war that killed over 20 million people.

[flominator@genealysis.social]

@remaster
Should rather show a USB-C charger!

[claus@mastodon.com.br]

@remaster missing a cookie banner

[menneisyytesi@eliitin-some.fi]

@remaster one of them could be a straight cucumber

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@Elektrotier @remaster But in Sweden the number of bottle caps on beaches increased dramatically after bottle caps started to be attached.

This diagram is the number of plastic caps per 100m beach.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@claus Yeah, well the EU did not invent the banner, it’s the industry’s fault.

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@mawhrin @keesjanb @remaster It's also extremely difficult to pour from one of these bottles without liquid spilling from inside the cap onto places where you don't want liquid.

So what happens is that you instead have to use two hands, one on the cap and one on the bottle.

[canleaf@mastodon.social]

@keesjanb @remaster har har har. Can we concentrate on Shell's environmental damages or the damages of PET bottles in the seas and microplastics.

[remaster@mastodon.social]

@ahltorp @Elektrotier Oh! Hadn’t heard that.

[bill88t@c.im]

@ahltorp @Elektrotier @remaster
Wait? What? No, why?

[magezwitscher@det.social]

@remaster
Yes, great! Here's my proposal for the 200€ bill.