Cow Abducting a UFO by Fer Martinez

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the -

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[the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org]

@cmconseils this is not a joke! This actually happened outside El Dorado, Kansas in 1965!

[darkpixel@infosec.exchange]

@cmconseils Reverse the polarity of the milk flow.

[patrickpoet@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils as cows do

[imprinted@mastodon.uno]

@cmconseils
Holy cow!

#Art #Painting

[mgorny@social.treehouse.systems]

@cmconseils, that reverse #Gentoo artwork?

[bent0_b0x@norden.social]

@cmconseils actually you have the picture upside down. The cow is relaxing in a puddle and kills the aliens with her udderly lethal beams.

[asyetundecided@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils This will be painted on a ceiling one day.

[xxpppp678xx@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils that's the most unserious thing i ever seen on this platform

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@cmconseils revenge time, baby!

[catatonicprime@defcon.social]

@XxPppp678Xx @cmconseils udderly ridiculous

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@cmconseils
A R T ! ! !

[danish_akhtar7@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils

How will this cow perform an Autopsy on the Aliens present on that UFO spaceship? 🤪

[glowl@chaos.social]

@danish_akhtar7 @cmconseils they have 4 (or how many exactly? i can only remember >2) stomaches so i guess they have the tools hidden somewhere in there.

[aru@functional.cafe]

@cmconseils I WANT TO BELIEVE