I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
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@alice Billionaire blood is tainted, why do you think vampires avoid them?
@Shdwdrgn I thought some vamps were into tapping laced bloodbags
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice Thinking about all the questions I have to answer every time I donate blood, I doubt there's a billionaire out there who isn't full of halfassed fountain-of-youth drugs.
I'd have to be in seriously rough shape before accepting billionaire blood in my body.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
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@Shdwdrgn I thought some vamps were into tapping laced bloodbags
️@alice Haha are those the vampires that *sparkle*?
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@alice Thinking about all the questions I have to answer every time I donate blood, I doubt there's a billionaire out there who isn't full of halfassed fountain-of-youth drugs.
I'd have to be in seriously rough shape before accepting billionaire blood in my body.
@eedly oh, I'm not suggesting they donate it, or that we use it for anything other than painting Wall Street
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@alice
Just don't let the vampire billionaire near it.@kirtai hey, if one eats the others, I'd still consider that a net positive.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice
"Come on baby, drain the rich!
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@eedly oh, I'm not suggesting they donate it, or that we use it for anything other than painting Wall Street
️@alice I may be wrong, but I believe that's what called a social lubricant.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice Hey, yeah...that's about 12 to 14 units of blood!
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
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@alice no thank you, imagine a billionaire donating blood and then they expect you to be their servant or something
@JennyFluff @alice
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice Huh. The one I... uh... examined... was bloodless.
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@JennyFluff @alice
Yeah, stupid beginners mistake - you just have to take enough blood@MaryMarasKittenBakery @alice but then I might end up getting some life extending quack that billionaires are into
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@MaryMarasKittenBakery @alice but then I might end up getting some life extending quack that billionaires are into
@MaryMarasKittenBakery @alice or lots of ketamine I guess
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
they're also totally full of stuff you can use as fertilizer, as long as you thoroughly wash all produce before eating.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
I welcome child vampires 🧛
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice i think if i needed a blood transfusion and the uh blood technician or whatever was like you're in luck this came from a billionaire i'd probably politely ask if that was the only option lol
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice Paint the town red!
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice uhm
So there's a need for blood...
And the picture of a kid.Is it just me or does this sound like a vampire coven asking for donations?
